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Joke of the Day
"What do you call graveyard shenanigans? Tombfoolery."
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"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""
"How did the Fonz die? Ayyyds"
"what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date] you ever see a horse throw up? ""no"" *smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*"
"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."
"I hope you don't take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later."
"CRICKET Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket."
"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece."