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Joke of the Day
"How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle? He shines a flashlight in her ear."
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"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil 3 times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it"
"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"
"My priest has this game... Called ""find the skinflute"". I'm starting to think he's no good cause he hides it the same place every time."
"SPOILERS: Finding Dory was just a Movie.... about her for getting home."
"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"
"Almost 10,000 tweets, guess who's not Employee of the Month."
"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."
"Kim Kardashian's ass is ridiculous He's egotistical too"
"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"