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Joke of the Day
"Almost 10,000 tweets, guess who's not Employee of the Month."
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"[NSFW] Dad, I am a lesbian 1st Daughter:""Dad, I am a lesbian"" Dad; ""Oh okay!"" 2nd Daughter: ""I'm a lesbian too..."" Dad: ""Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"" Son: ""I do."""
"It's not true that all black people are mistreated in America Some black people are mistreated in other countries."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"You're a square... ... but you're still all right to me."
"A man asks his wife if he can cum in her ear... She says, ""No, I'll go deaf."" He says, ""Funny, I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up."""
"Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts"
"I was going to join the Preoccupy New York protests... but I have better things to do."
"I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"Girlfriends are like puppies... They start out wanting to cuddle and kiss your face, but soon grow into a bitch."