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Joke of the Day
"Kim Kardashian's ass is ridiculous He's egotistical too"
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"Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops."
"It's so weird and coincidental that everyone who likes me is cool and smart and everyone who doesn't is an egomaniacal asshole."
"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."
"Forget Beniffer & Brangelina! The new power couple in Hollywood is Peeta & Katniss from The Hunger Games! Or Peeniss for short."
"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"
"[my son threatens to run away after I take away his iPad] ""Here $60. It's all I have. Call if you need more."""
"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"
"What's black and blue and HATES sex? The kid in my trunk."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."