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Joke of the Day

"During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds."

"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""

"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"

"Testicles are like grandparents. You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone."

"How do you call a gay person from Russia? Sergei."

"Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes"

"I was scared shitless when I found out I was constipated."

"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."

"Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince..."