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Joke of the Day
"Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries."
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"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
"That voice inside my head has a different accent every time I read a new tweet"
"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."
"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""
"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little. I can say that. They look up to me."
"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."
"If you honestly think I want to hear about the details of your dream you're still fucking dreaming."
"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."