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Joke of the Day

"Ben: I'm trying to read, you're in my light Me: Because I am a Solo eclipse! Ben: Dad I swear to- Me: I am blocking the light of the son!"

"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."

"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."

"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."

"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"

"How does the redneck's wife know that her daughter is pregnant? her son's dick tastes like shit."

"They say when a man meets the right woman, he is complete. When a man meets the wrong woman is finished. When the right woman meets the wrong woman with the man, he is completely finished."

"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"

"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"

"BARISTA: Would you like to try our new special Peruvian blend? It's sm- ME: I'm just trying to stay awake and not punch anyone."