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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's"
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"Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers."
"Listen buddy, I don't know why I'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen"
"Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear."
"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"What's the difference between a freezer and a woman? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull my meat out."
"I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot"
"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"
"I make my girlfriend work out 5 times a week and eat healthy. I don't want her getting fat like my wife."