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Joke of the Day

"10 years ago, my teenage daughter ran away from home. I bumped into her the other day and she said ""Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a prostitute"". I always knew she would suck seed."

"I like my slaves like I like my eggs. Beaten."

"In his next movie poster, I wonder if Ice Cube will be mildly annoyed by whatever is going on around him."

"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."

"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."

"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."

"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."

"Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time."

"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."