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Joke of the Day
"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."
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"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"
"I've been watching the Netflix series about Escobar, but I keep falling asleep... I think I have Narco-lepsy."
"You can only regret what you remember. -Tequila"
"Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child."
"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"
"Now a Days never ask a ... Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com"
"Used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented."
"What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor"
"A book fell on my head a moment ago... I can only blame my shelf."