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Joke of the Day

"Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle."

"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"

"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""

"What's the worst part of having a lung transplant? Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours."

"What war did a fat person fight in? Viet-nom-nom-nom"

"Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs."

"Jewish kid asks his Grandpa for money Grandson: Hey Grandpa, can I have 30 dollars? Jewish Grandpa: 20 dollars?? What do you need 10 dollars for?!"

"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"