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Joke of the Day

"I saw a bunch of youths hitting an old lady. I stopped my car, wound down my window and yelled, ""Excuse me, that's my mother-in-law."" ""And what?"" they replied. ""And she's still moving."""

"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"

"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"

"My parents used to listen to jimmy saville back in the seventies If only they had come into my room and stopped him."

"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"

"I didn't know it was Earth Day I'm usually in the dark on it..."

"I used to worry about offending people's moms on facebook but now they all post memes like ""I chug vodka to keep from drowning my children"""

"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."

"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."

"What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root."