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Joke of the Day

"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."

"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."

"Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I'm going to mentally leave my body."

"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"

"My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon So am like...you want to be a ditto?"

"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."

"You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is? I have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!"

"Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I hate that stupid ditch"

"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"