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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*...."
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"What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?.. In professional wrestling they know what they are doing."
"When is the question also the answer? ""Who gives a fuck?"""
"[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver"
"Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West."
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."
"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"
"What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ? One always offer a snack bar after saying hello"
"Damn girl, are you an appendix because I have no idea what you do but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"My boss called in sick of me"