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Joke of the Day
"Why do we cry..... When it's the onions that are being hurt?"
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"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"
"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"
"My safe word is ""insufficient funds""."
"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono"
"Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia."
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of crap together."
"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"
"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"