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Joke of the Day

"You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers."

"Shaking hands is so weird: ""Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."""

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica? Dreadful."

"What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it? It chips."

"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."

"How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'"

"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."

"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"My wife was almost killed by a clock today, it fell onto the chair just as she stood up. Damn clock was always too slow."