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Joke of the Day
"How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'"
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"What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first? A Wookie mistake!"
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"
"What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together? The clap."
"Before my father kicked the bucket he asked me the most profound question... He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Do you fall for 'click bait'? Yes."
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."
"When someone asks me how my day is, I like to say ""Still kinda pissed about Hiroshima,"" & then start swearing in Japanese."
"What did Jesus say after he was resurrected? Nailed it"
":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."