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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates? Arkansas"
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"There are two kinds of countries in this world. Those who use the metric system. And those who have landed a man on the moon."
"Wife: how was the doctor? Me: bad I'm dying Wife: I know, how was the doctor?"
"9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9."
"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."
"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."
"I never reflect more on the terrible things I might have said or done than when you take longer than 10 minutes to text me back."
"I'd make a wind pun But it blows.."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."