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Joke of the Day

"A Man Has a Heart Attack on a Plane... Stewardess: Is **anybody** here a doctor?! Man: (Raising Hand) I'm a vegan."

"I'm sorry' and I apologize' generally mean the same thing Except at Funerals"

"What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread? Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time? a rye-ot"

"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"

"Why did 2pac go to the gym? So he could become 8pac. To clarify, my 11 year old niece told me this. Thought this sub needed to lighten up a bit."

"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear"

"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"

"A Chick, A 1% and A Black Guy walk into a Bar and ask: ""What time is the next debate?"""

"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."