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Joke of the Day
"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""
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"Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes? Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?"
"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles. Was told to ""please pull up to the window."""
"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."
"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."
"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."
"How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you."
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."