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Joke of the Day
"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""
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"What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile."
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"
"What can a homeless figure skater do to get by? Turn-tricks"
"No one J.D. should have all that power and associates."
"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"
"Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena."
"*locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying"
"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."
"The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems"