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Joke of the Day

"A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"""

"Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger."

"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"

"The pirate was pretty tired... He YARwned."

"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"

"Netflix just asked me ""Are you really going to eat that too?"""

"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."

"Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon"