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Joke of the Day

"A racist, a sexist and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Hey Bill, drinking alone tonight?"""

"yo momma so stupid she ordered a phone from a catalogue, then when she got it, rang the the catalogue up to ask where it is"

"Me: Siri, what is happiness? Siri: [in Batman voice] You will never know."

"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."

"A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."

"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."

"Deeper deeper if we're having sex don't tell me ""deeper deeper"". if I could go deeper I would. you don't see me saying ""tighter""."

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did; in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the other people in his car."