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Joke of the Day

"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."

"Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky... The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!"

"Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."

"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."

"Soooo.... I was fucking this guy in the ass and I went for a reach around and the faggot had a boner"

"Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?"

"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"

"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"

"Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit's dick."