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Joke of the Day
"What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker? A no-bell prize"
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"[OC] I just thought of this joke when my dad and I were talking about stereotypical jokes What did the dog say to his wife? You're a bitch."
"Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer? to get to the other side."
"What's the difference between a baby and a window You can't rape a window"
"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""
"Do you ever play a song and then realise you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?"
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."
"What do Roman Doctors call I.V.s? Fours"
"what do you call a group of naked old men doing yoga? Lululemonparty"