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Joke of the Day
"Introducing 2017's newest best seller: A Million Little Fibers. Written by Melania Trump."
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"What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly."
"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""
"Dear diary, Sometimes it just seems like I can't tell if something is an inanimate object or a person My therapist: Yes that's quite clear"
"How do you give a hill billy a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw."
"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"
"How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry."
"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"
"Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."
"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""