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Joke of the Day

"When the farmer counted his cows he had 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200!"

"Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table? Sir Cumfrence"

"Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance they have to mate."

"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"

"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"

"What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories."

"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"

"My gym bag is so funny. Today it was like ""What does the outside of your car trunk look like?"" and ""What's a gym?"""

"My favorite part of going out on the weekend is the 95% of it spent checking my phone."

"The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best."