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Joke of the Day
"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."
Next Joke
"I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly."
"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."
"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."
"What do you call a bisexual vietnamese person? **Bi**ngo."
"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."
"Can someone tell old people about call waiting, turn signals, and debit/check cards?"
"I texted my girlfriend ""I love you"" and she texted back ""I love you more. When I went to respond I made a typo and sent ""I love you moist""....I figured why correct it, it's true too."
"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"
"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."