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Joke of the Day

"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"

"What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead."

"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"

"I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer."

"What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play"

"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."

"There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him. He got 2 minutes for boarding."

"I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."

"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""