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Joke of the Day
"Who shot the sheriff in Jurassic park? DepuT- Rex..."
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"When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young."
"If ""the big one"" hits L.A., they say the sewer system will be out of commission for six months. So how will they tell?"
"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"
"BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. ""It was always huge & full sized!"" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache."
"What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common? They're both a pan o' Tony."
"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"
"Looking Forward by Felix Ited"
"oh i'd definitely choose flight over invisibility. i'd fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere"
"You treat your body like a temple? That's nice. I treat mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell."