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Joke of the Day
"My tacos are ready. Please check my Instagram to see 16 photos of them."
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"Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter... It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife."
"Do the right thing. Not right away, but like after you get called out."
"Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte."
"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."
"6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream"
"I witnessed a murder today.. then I realized it was just a group of crows."
"Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper? To hide his nuts!!"
"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."
"My 5 year old brother said ""when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother"" YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE"