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Joke of the Day
"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""
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"Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business ""Dale's Paint Supplies"" but what if it was named ""Best Dog Memes"""
"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."
"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."
"Women that date guys with bad grammar are the goodest."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"
"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"
"A man dies of an overdose of Viagra They couldn't close his coffin..."