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Joke of the Day

"No matter which doctor I go to for a general checkup, they all hit me on the knee. I think they get a kick out of it."

"Ethereal A breakfast suggestion from Mike Tyson"

"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."

"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."

"Give your Mom what she really wants today. Accept her Facebook friend request."

"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."

"I heard a great ""This American Life"" podcast about trolling Click bait."

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"22,110! 22,109! 22,108! 22,107! 22,106! 22,105! 22,104! 22,103! 22,102! 22,101! 22,100! 22,099! 22,098! 22,097! 22,096! 22,095! 22,094!"

"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"