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Joke of the Day
"I heard a great ""This American Life"" podcast about trolling Click bait."
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"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."
"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""
"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"
"You face Ha got ""em"""
"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time"
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."
"If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour"
"Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary."
"No, you hang up first. Me to Pizza Hut"