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Joke of the Day
"Telephone Problems by Ron Number"
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"[god inventing animals] okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella ""okay"" made out of jello ""alright"" and it electrocutes things ""you're drunk"""
"Mexican magician A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof*... He disappered without a tres."
"Have you ever seen the movie ""Constipation""? It never came out."
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"Parents, you can help end childhood obesity by teaching your kids how to smoke cigarettes."
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"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."
"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."