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Joke of the Day

"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"

"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."

"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""

"ME: It would ring, and we would... Answer it. TEENS: but, like, how did you know who it WAS? ME *staring into the distance* We never did..."

"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."

"Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates? He was ex-cargo."

"How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon."

"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."

"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."

"Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament"