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Joke of the Day

"Why is a woman unlike a washing machine? After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around."

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."

"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."

"On Fred's 17th birthday his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said ""Just one thing Fred. If you're going to hit anything make sure it's cheap."""

"You can tell a lot about someone from the books they read, the things they say and how they conduct themselves in their personal life."

"Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!"

"If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do."

"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I pissed on her."

"A vampire walks into a bar... He orders a cup of hot water. When he gets it he smiles, whips out a bloody tampon, and says Time for Tea!"

"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."