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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call the hair of a centaur? A: Humane."
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"Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something."
"Standing in the liquor store, trying to decide if tonight's dose of self-loathing and regret should have a screw-top or a cork."
"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""
"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."
"If revenge is a dish best served cold What do I do when my best friend serves me ice cream?"
"Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."
"A woman on the subway this morning said ""did you know the government is closed? Is it a holiday or something?"" So really, we deserve this."