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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers."
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"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."
"Hey Obama, how about, ""Everyone Has to Look Like Their Profile Picture in Person"" for a campaign slogan?"
"My relationship status is like that other missing sock, I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed"
"Nick Saban walks into a bar... to watch the College Football Championship"
"What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans? If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."
"*pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say"
"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is read aloud."
"Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns. In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo"
"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"