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Joke of the Day

"A redneck sees another carrying a sheep under each arm. So he asks him, ""you shearing?"" The other answers ""nope, gonna fuck 'em both m'self."""

"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"

"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."

"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"

"Have you heard of the hard-working blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."

"You can't say Happiness without... ... Penis."

"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."

"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"

"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."

"What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission? He Apollo-gized."