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Joke of the Day

"I kicked a French guy in the balls... Once, I kicked a French guy in the balls. As he clutched his groin and sank to the floor, he whispered in pain, ""wee wee"". So I kicked him again."

"They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls"

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"

"I hate my new Haircut!! ... But it'll grow on me =D Do you get it?"

"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."

"Damn it mom. Boy: Mom do I look good? Mom: Ask your girlfriend. Boy: I don't have a girlfriend. edit: ."

"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"

"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am, can you fucking believe that, 2:30am. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes."

"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"