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Joke of the Day

"I want to live in one of those countries where the lawmakers get into fistfights"

"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"

"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."

"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"

"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."

"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"Give a man a fish.. C'mon..give it... bad doggy.."

"So i was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher And he says to me ""You know what, recently i've been wondering if there really is a dog"""

"If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia."