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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack ."

"Adulthood is where you get excited over a new trash can. *blank stare*"

"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble around breaking things"

"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"

"[Request] Apocalypse jokes I want as many apocalypse jokes as you can give me. Good, bad, ugly, I'll take any and all of them. Thank you :)"

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."

"Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch."

"Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!"

"Two tools watched TV, One saw."