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Joke of the Day
"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."
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"Why are jewish potion makers all male? He brew"
"What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate? ""Ecru, Brute?"""
"i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck"
"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."
"Just walked in on my uncle ""taking a selfie"" :("
"Why do people wear sleeveless shirts? They like to express the right to bear arms."
"Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things."
"Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)"
"Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards? Because black boards matter."