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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher."

"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."

"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"

"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"[1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules"

"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"

"What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars."

"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN'T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!"

"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."