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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."

"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"

"Butter and Blonde"

"Why are they called One Direction? Looks to me like they go both ways."

"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."

"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"

"How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house? Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Bombing Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.."

"Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?"

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"