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Joke of the Day

"Just told a girl who was getting too close we should just stay friens. In case you're wondering, I'll give her the d later"

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"What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone? ""Miss ewe!"""
"What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers."
"I'm too hip"
"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"
"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."
"The best thing about going on a first date to the petting zoo is that if she doesn't put out there are still plenty of options."
"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."
"""why aren't you in school?"" ""i'm too cool for school, officer."" *checks cop computer* ""checks out, youre free to go."" kid is undercover nerd"
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