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Joke of the Day

"I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either."

"I too found a safe at work and tried opening it... Bank security guard fired at me and police arrested me. It was not safe for me."

"what the cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis"

"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"

"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"

"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"

"What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive"

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find."

"Look, boss, all I said was, ""I bet my raise is as big as your dick."" Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you."