168954

Joke of the Day

"What would you say to Hitler if he was sick? Hey, ill Hitler!"

"HILARIOUS: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!"

"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."

"The worst would you rather... This election."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."

"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."

"What did the Seattle-based baker say to her apprentice? Someday you will bake like I bake."

"I really enjoy fastening bits of metal together It's riveting"

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"

"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"