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Joke of the Day
"What did the Seattle-based baker say to her apprentice? Someday you will bake like I bake."
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"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."
"I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner today. It was just gathering dust"
"It's gotta be nice being a mortician... People are always dying to meet you."
"When you go to the hospital and there's music playing These are some sick beats!"
"What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more? Philip Hoffman's belt."
"My 4 yr old asked if I was sick, I said ""Yes, please ask mommy to bring me the Sudafed""... My wife walks by me and says, ""Why do you want soup in bed?"""
"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."