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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"You've probably heard this joke before. It's hilearious."

"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."

"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."

"Sometimes you have to Photoshop your life Sometimes you have to #Photoshop your life .. Touch up edges Adjust the tones Blur the background n Crop some people out :D"

"I often wonder if people at work can tell I'm using Tinder just by my hand motions... but then I realize they probably don't care WHY I'm masturbating."

"I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife... suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all."

"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"

"Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker"

"Damn girl, are you bubble wrap? Because you're fun to run over with my bike"