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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"

"How do you disappoint a redditor? Come back when this post is 10 hours old for the results!"

"""Hi, I'm a male feminist and just shut up for a second while I explain to you why that's so important"""

"What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis"

"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."

"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"

"Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America? Because they don't have an American embassy over there."

"Whenever someone's robbing my house, I pretend I'm robbing it too then I make off with as much of my stuff as possible."

"10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend: 1. Truthful 2. Intelligent 3. Gentle 4. Humble 5. Tolerant 6. Polite 7. Understanding 8. Sexy 9. Smart 10. Young In short:- T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y"