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Joke of the Day

"My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. ""She must cook great Asian food by now."" ""Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."""

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"Rape Some say rape isn't funny. Anything can be funny in the right context. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. - George Carlin"

"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"

"Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos? Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night."

"One of the underrated 2011 subplots is the battle between local car dealer commercials & hostage videos on who has worse production value."

"Allstate just sent me a safe driver bonus check for 73 cents so I guess good things do happen to good people."

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Porsche? (Not what you think) I've never been inside a Porsche."

"How do you know which tree is the jew? It doesn't drop apples."

"Karma is like 69. You get what you give."